I'm on my shuttle bus ride to work when the turbaned driver suddenly stops in front of the courthouse, says in a heavy accent "I'll be back in one minute" and sprints away from the bus.  First thing that pops into my head is "there's a bomb on the bus, I'm soooo getting blown up."

Driver came back exactly one minute later, apologized for the delay, and off we went.  Poor guy probably just needed an emergency bathroom break.

I gotta stop watching movies like The Kingdom.