I want one...
I'm walking through downtown San Francisco now and I'm seeing quite a lot of IPhone 3Gs in the wild. Every single one of their owners are so annoying with their oh-so casual "I'm using my built-in A-GPS with awesome 3G speeds with my wicked multi-touch interface." I see them walking around with such a smug look on their face, as if to say "Yup, I've got the greatest piece of technology ever."

Pretentious jerks, every single one them.

And I'm jealous of every single one of them.