I grew a goatee and 'stache almost by accident - didn't shave over the weekend I went to Tremblant, then came back and didn't shave for a couple days... started to look nappy and thought to myself "Hey, let's see what I can grow."

What you're seeing is two and a half weeks' worth of growth.  It's pretty thin and sparse, so I decided to shave it... not before getting some pictures of it, of course.